Miss Fortune Dusts Off Her Crystal Ball: Where Will Michael Moore Be Next March?

"D" for divorce?

What's Michael Moore's next project? Miss Fortune is pleased to announce it debuts on March 17, 2014.

Rumored working titles include "Dude, Where's My Money?" and "Occupy Torch Lake".

The limited, four-day run opens at 9:00am on March 17th at 205 East Cayuga, in Bellaire, Michigan. Get there early for the best seat--next to Miss Fortune and her prune Danish!