You knew they were out there....the tweets of a twit-courtesy of a tipster!
Yeah, Dave, like that lovely Brooke Burke is going to remember every last star-f***er who tries to make eye contact!
Maybe if you could actually spell maître d'hôtel, Brooke might have remembered that pesky Orchids waiter who kept trying to schmooze her.
Hell, even I can't figure this one out! All-seeing eye, or just
seeing eye dog?
Half Jamaican, half Irish...and 100 percent criminal!
Hey, I didn't know there was a strip club in Pacoima called the Playboy Mansion? Isn't that the one with Oxy-addicted strippers flashing C-section scars?
The Brooke Burke one is just sad and pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI think he meant I was the Matre Douche
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