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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

SHH.....IT! DAVID LEE HUNTER'S GOT ANOTHER SCAM--ALLEGEDLY!!!


HAVE YOU HEARD OF SELECT HAWAIIAN HIDEAWAYS? 'SILENT PARTNER' DAVE'S GOT A REAL DEAL FOR YOU--ALLEGEDLY!! 

OR IS IT A RAW DEAL--ALLEGEDLY?

 





David Lee Hunter, Northern Michigan's favorite con man, has allegedly cooked up another deal. Fake sommelier Dave, fake investment 'due dilligencer' Dave and fake entertainment mogul Dave have come together as one massive Hydra-headed motherfucker and created the structured equity experience of a lifetime!

SILENT PARTNERS

David Lee "Incognegro" Hunter (yup, that's Dave's Match.com and Skype profile name) and this alleged hoax almost landed his CFO in a sticky trap of financial deceit and double dealing--before she escaped!

The woman Hunter calls  
R. K. is described in the document as the "fourth silent partner that has been specifically brought in to manage all financial accounting and tax-related issues for the company". 

Although Hunter allegedly met the woman on a dating site, he brags in the proposal that "she has a vast amount of experience in these areas and in addition, writes Code, types 164 wpm, and is our Controller. She is also a native Hawaiian, and still moonlights at the IRS."

Just how the hell someone "moonlights at the IRS", making extra cash after hours working for a government agency, is beyond your girl Miss Fortune's pay grade. Hunter's CFO, who reportedly was promised the moon but got Uranus, has already left the venture. Smart girl!

After developing the initial materials, including the private placement memorandum, Hunter allegedly reneged on his promise to pay her--what a candy-coated sprinkled surprise!

So that leaves Silent Co-Founder & Managing Partner David to struggle along with Silent Managing Partner Michael

What, Jay and Silent Bob were too busy selling comic books in Red Bank to make it on the list?

And what fun those company meetings must be, with all that "silence". What do they do, point at each other and scratch?  But I digress--and I'm so good at that.





INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY
We are launching with one premier property in the Hawaiian Islands. This property is located directly in front of one of the World’s, if not the World’s most famous surf break. The property offers exclusive front door access to the World’s most sought after and well attended surf competitions. The décor consists of four individually decorated rooms, two kitchens, two baths, and an outdoor shower facility. The saying at this property is, “Pipeline is not to the left, or the right, it’s straight ahead”. In addition to the Pipeline property, “Secret Hawaiian Hideaways” has already identified a confidential Moloka’i property and resort on the western most point of the island. This property is passed [sic] shovel ready. This property offers this Fund, and its Investors an R.O.I. exceeding $100X [WTF?] times their initial investment, once the Moloka’i property is controlled.

Man, that is some serious bullshit! Ten years in New York, and I never read anything quite like that.

And did you notice in the far right-hand notation on that little flow chart above--Kaua'i! Oh, no, he didn't.

Is David Hunter actually going to pretend he owns a resort on Kaua'i? The same resort that he allegedly pretended to own in 2011, when he was allegedly kicked off the property by its real owners after using their property for yet another alleged "private social club" investment scheme?

No, it couldn't be true, could it?

Sometime this shit just writes itself!

7 comments:

  1. Incognegro was also his Skype handle

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  2. Wait, what? David is a Silent Co-Founder & Managing Partner, Michael is a Silent Managing Partner, and the CFO, R.K., is also a Silent Partner; how can either a managing partner or a CFO be silent?

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  3. I love the way you write Miss Fortune, hilarious

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  4. He's pulled so many scams, he's starting to recycle them. C'mon, David, surely that sick mind of yours can come up with a new, innovative scheme.

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  5. My gut is busting from reading all this tit for tat crap it's simply hilarious how ridiculous both sides sound but keep it coming it's a hoot!

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    1. There's much more to the story, Hergie. Keep reading!

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