Thursday, May 2, 2013

ZEE WANGO, ZEE TANGO: Ted Nugent's Latest Scream Dream

The Queen of Miami Vice
The off-his-rocker rocker opened his pie hole Tuesday on nutcake Alex Jones' syndicated radio show (what, George Noory wouldn't book him on 'Coast To Coast AM'?), and claimed that American soldiers are committing suicide because they are "in absolute frustration and heartbreak that their boss, their commander in chief violates the Constitution that he has made an oath to, while their hero warrior blood brothers are being blown to smithereens and blown up while executing their oath to the same Constitution that the president, the vice president and the attorney general violate."

The military is Nugent's field of expertise.

I say that because he had the military figured out cold during the Vietnam War -- he knew exactly how to fake his way out of being drafted. To borrow a phrase from the mad man now living in Waco, he shit his pants to avoid being drafted.


Nugent's draft record (above) shows he was classified 1-S (high school student deferment) in 1967 and 2-S (college student deferment) in 1968; then after being reclassified 1-A (available for military service) in 1969 he was rejected as a result of a physical examination and given a 1-Y classification. (The 1-Y classification denoted persons "qualified for service only in time of war or national emergency" and was generally assigned to registrants who had exhibited medical conditions that were limiting but not disabling). After the 1-Y classification was eliminated at the end of 1971, Nugent was reclassified as 4-F.

So, Ted Nugent did have a student deferment for part of the time he was eligible for the draft, but he did also fail a physical examination and receive a medical exemption. 

Riddle me this, Uncle Ted--who was responsible for all the suicides during the Bush Administration?

And no, your face isn't a Maserati...it's more like a dump truck.

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