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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

IF YOU BELIEVE THERE'S A MAN ON THE MOON, THEN DAVID LEE HUNTER WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE HIS BIO! Fresh from his "MARVIN" Private Placement Investment Proposal, AND ONLY FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT 'GLISTENING, QUIVERING UNDERBELLY'!



BANG! ZOOM! TO THE MOON!

THE FOLLOWING IS TAKEN VERBATIM--that means quoted word for word, Dave--FROM HUNTER'S MARVIN GAYE BIOPIC INVESTMENT PROPOSAL. IF YOU ARE AN INVESTOR, PLEASE CONTACT MISS FORTUNE: tcmissfortune@yahoo.com!

Mr. Hunter raises private equity for Private Placement Memorandums. Mr. Hunter’s clients demand complete privacy and tend to initially fund projects from a silent position.

Mr. Hunter has been highly anticipating the making of “Marvin”, and has spent ample time pre-planning this film with Frederick Bestall. Mr. Hunter is also collaborating with Meleia Egger for an off Broadway play/ project for the Peace Corp. Hunter and Egger plan to use proceeds from the Marvin Gaye film to create, fund and produce this play/project. David also leads the due diligence on investments in media, entertainment and business services. David brings more than 20 years' experience in entertainment, film and management to the MGBP fund. He works closely with the portfolio entrepreneurs to raise capital for films, all of whom benefit from his strategic insights and strong analytical capabilities. He is an active designer of apparel, specializing in headwear.

David carries a strong entertainment background, funding fashion shows, concerts and music festivals, as well as high-end private events. As an active philanthropist, David has also raised funding and organized projects for the, "Make A Wish Foundation".

David worked in Germany for several years with his personal friend, and renowned  German singing star, "Xavier Naidoo". He was part of his first tour that launched his career.

David was a consultant for private social clubs and is a certified sommelier. He currently lives in Hawaii but works out of Southern California.

3 comments:

  1. He must've hired someone to write this because all the words are spelt correctly lol

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  2. That is the funniest Bio I have EVER read! It's content is full of the kind of person he portrays himself to be in order to look somewhat credible, when he is actually none of those things. He is a sociopath at its best! He doesn't fund anything! He scams money off someone who has some money to try to maybe put something together that ALWAYS falls apart! He has no talent at all except schmoozing. LOL

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    1. If you think that was funny, wait until you read the rest of the series. I'll print excerpts from the proposal, and debunk as I go. Can't wait to get to post the rest of the story!

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