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Tuesday, August 27, 2019

DAVID DAMANTE COULDN'T DECIDE IF HE WANTED TO BECOME AN AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHER, OR JUST LIE ABOUT AN NBA TEAM'S “ENDORSEMENT” OF HIS DUBIOUS DOG TREAT COMPANY...SO HE DID BOTH!

Did the term “casting couch” ever have a positive connotation?

Nah!

Everyone wants to be famous and live the life of a celebrity — which is why Hollywood is a breeding ground for powerful jerks who want to take advantage of young, desperate ingenues. It’s so prevalent, there’s even a term for it: the casting couch. 

And unsurprisingly, serial fraudster David Damante has adopted that moniker for his new (ahem!) business, dubbing his Las Vegas-based amateur porn business Vegas Casting Couch.

Advertising on sexyjobs.com, Damante is violating one of the terms of his supervised release: the prohibition against self-employment.

Do you think he cares? 

If you answered no, you'd be correct.

The listing below features three images of Damante, along with details of his search for “FIT ATHLETIC women” for a Las Vegas casting call. (A phone number, with a Las Vegas area code, that appeared in the listing has been blurred out — even thugs are entitled to privacy.)

And the dog treat company Damante's part of, PAWfect Protein Bitez, has upped the fabrication ante.

In a picture posted August 23 to its Instagram account, in addition a claim of exclusivity with the Dallas Mavericks NBA team, PAWfect has added another claim, one that purportedly links the product with NHL's Dallas Stars.


So, as promised, I did some fact-checking.

Although I expect to hear back from the Stars today, the Public Relations Director for Mark Cuban's Dallas Mavericks finally responded yesterday after my repeated attempts for clarification via phone and email.

In a terse, five-word email message, the PR Director stated “Sorry we decline to comment.” 

Guess she was too busy to insert a comma after sorry.

As Demi Lovato would say, sorry, not sorry.


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