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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

THE "HUNT" IS OVER!! DAVID LEE HUNTER ARRESTED!! ANONYMOUS READER TIP TO MISS FORTUNE CRACKS THE CASE AND BRINGS FUGITIVE CRAIGSLIST RENTAL SCAMMER HOME TO FACE JUSTICE! HUNTER BOOKED INTO COOK COUNTY JAIL JULY 16th!!

OFFICIAL PHOTO: Cook County's Newest Inmate!
BREAKING NEWS!

David Lee Hunter is behind bars in Chicago's Cook County Jail!

Charlevoix's fugitive Craigslist scammer was booked last night and is being held awaiting transfer back to Grand Traverse County.

More details to come as soon as they are available, but here's what Miss Fortune can reveal: Hunter had been staying at the Aloft Chicago O'Hare hotel, registered under his own name, when he was taken into custody.

The photo at left is an example of the Aloft chain's stylish, contemporary room design. Here's what Hunter will be missing while he stews in stir waiting to come back to Michigan: 


Experience life in one of Aloft Chicago O'Hare's 251 bright and breezy Aloft guest rooms. Whether you're turning in for the night or heading out and about, you'll find plenty of perks that keep you connected and help you make our hotel truly a the place of your own.

Each of our guest rooms sports loft-inspired modern design, with nine-foot ceilings and extra-large windows that create a free-flowing energy. Our signature platform beds and spacious bathrooms with walk-in spa showers are sleek, stylish, and utterly inviting. and every detail is designed to fit your lifestyle, from streamlined storage to technology that keeps you connected. So break the monotony of travel and discover a fresh, inspiring alternative
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All Aloft rooms have either one king or two queen beds, plus all the complimentary amenities listed here.

Aahh...breathe deep. Our Aloft guest rooms are smoke-free.



Breathe deep, Dave! And get used to this "complimentary amenity". 

Just think---you get to share it.










And here's what Dave's new room might look like, along with some of his cellies--



And look what's on tonight's menu--yum!



At least there's a library!





BEGINNING TOMORROW, AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK INSIDE 
COOK COUNTY JAIL: 
"DAVID LEE HUNTER'S PRISON DIARY"



7 comments:

  1. Miss Fortune:
    Thank you for keeping the saga of David Lee Hunter alive and giving a voice to his many victims.

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  2. I think I just heard a giant POP! all the way on the west coast as someone's bubble exploded.

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  3. Sooooooo.... is there a way to arrange for him to have internet service to his cell that's limited only to this blog? That would be sweet! Maybe he can pick up where he left off with all his vacuous threats and such in between play time with Ray Ray... or will it be Cooter? Not sure if they're big on racial integration, but I imagine those little love nests are designed for the utmost in intimacy and tender moments. Such tiny confines! That means Davey Boy will be bouncing off the walls - unless prison rules prohibit it, in which case he'll just be rebounding off his hard, thin mattress. It's always spring time in the Big House!

    This is all so bitter-sweet for me. I suspect I will miss the updates on the blog. Hey Miss Fortune, we could still taunt him in absentia every now and then. Just a suggestion :)




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    1. Oh, please don't underestimate your girl Miss Fortune! She's already working on a "David Hunter's Prison Diary" series.

      Come back tomorrow for the first report.

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    2. What sweet justice! He has gone from living the high life ordering room service (in excess of $1200 in two days) on others peoples money, eating aged beef and fine wines etc, to sitting in the largest county jail run by black and mexican gangs. Guess he was having a "HARD" time adjusting. In the first few days he was there he changed cells no less than 8 times! Just means that he could not get along in the areas he was in. Guess he has now found a "cellie" he can get along with! Can't wait to see pictures of him in his new clothes. After all, when he was here he only had two sets of clothes or so. And towards the end, he wouldn't take a shower and he was "stanky". Wonder if that's his nick name there or does he bend over to pick up the soap in jail?

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