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Thursday, July 18, 2013

EXCLUSIVE! DAVID LEE HUNTER'S SECRET PRISON DIARY REVEALED!

Left: Chicago's Graybar Hotel, where David Lee Hunter is bunking after his stay at the Aloft O'Hare. 



For all of you planning a vacay stop in Chicago, here's a review of the establishment:

A unique and memorable lodging and dining experience in Chicago can be found here.  The personal service and hospitality I received here are second to none.

They will come and pick you up anywhere in Chicago and personally escort you to the front desk to be sure that you find it OK and arrive safely as you are dropped off in front of most places. 


Guest services took a while to check me in but the personal attention that I received was outstanding.  They held on to all my personal items and kept them securely stored.  The person who took my personal items was carrying a weapon so I knew that anyone who tried to mess with my stuff would really have it coming.  They gathered as much personal information from me as they could in order to fine tune my experience. They loudly spoke to the group of people waiting to check in with short easy to understand terms probably for those who may have been hard of hearing.

I was able to wait in a glass enclosed room with about 30 other guests who were waiting to have their rooms prepared for them.

The glass enclosure gave the room a stylish look that complimented the concrete walls nicely making for a stylish effect. The glass was also bullet proof for our safety and security.  I must have been surrounded by some of the top legal minds in Chicago as they were all very concerned with their upcoming court cases.

Since it was taking so long to have our rooms prepared for us they offered us a complimentary meal. The waiter delivered individually wrapped sandwiches to us.  I was impressed that they placed such a high regard on sanitation by individually wrapping each sandwich. The meat was nothing like I have ever tasted before.  It was not hot or cold but at room temperature where it was perfect for eating. The portion could have been larger but I can forgive this as it was nothing like I have ever tasted before in my life.  They must enjoy striving for uniqueness.

We have just been told that our rooms are ready.  I am looking forward to reviewing the rest of my experience in 3-5 years.


Smuggled from deep within the bowels of the Cook County Jail, and brought to you exclusively by your girl Miss Fortune, is the first installment of David Lee Hunter's prison diary.

OK, so Cook County is a jail. But we all know much Hunter loves to exaggerate--even though he probably can't spell the word! Read it while Dave weeps.



 
TOMORROW: ANOTHER "GLISTENING, QUIVERING UNDERBELLY" EXCLUSIVE! THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF DAVID LEE HUNTER'S PRISON DIARY, 
"FROM CELLBLOCK TO WEDLOCK: LOVE BEHIND BARS"










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