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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

SINGLE MALE CONSULTANT SEEKS $500 A MONTH LAS VEGAS ROOM: David Damante On "Roomster" Looking For A Post-Prison Home

David Damante, Roomster profile photo
Wow, I guess he is like morel mushrooms after a warm spring rain.

Look who's already popped up on Roomster — David R. Damante!

Recently released from a Las Vegas halfway house, Damante was sentenced to 41 months in federal prison after pleading guilty in 2012 on two counts of wire fraud.

Damante was initially arrested in Arizona on February 23, 2011, and was charged with wire fraud and aiding and abetting. The indictment alleged that Damante "fraudulently obtained $1 million from one victim and $2 million from two other victims through false representations that the funds would be invested and that the victims would receive substantial profits on their investments."


In his Roomster profile (shown at left), Damante dubs his occupation "consulting", reminding me of a killer joke I first heard while I was living in New York City.

Question: What's the definition of a consultant?

Answer: A person who borrows your watch...and tells you what time it is!
 

 

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