of Chuck E. Cheese!
U. S. Magistrate Judge George Foley, Jr. approved Robert Buckhannon's request to modify the terms of his pretrial release, flee the United States, and travel to a country that's soft on money laundering and weak on extraditing suspected hedge fund fraudsters — especially those who own real estate in the country.
Yes, the “crooked chiropractor” is flying down to Ecuador to celebrate his mother's 75th birthday!
(Did any one of those federal geniuses ever wonder why Buckhannon is flying out of Miami at 9:55pm on October 26, his mother's actual birthday? And did they verify that Buckhannon's mother is also flying down to Ecuador with her son?)
Leaving October 26, and scheduled to return to Miami (ay papi!) on November 13...that's one hell of a party, if he does return!
(Hey, how do you say 'be on the lookout' in Spanish?)