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Sunday, January 18, 2015

SUNDAY FUNNIES: Federally-Indicted Robert "Crooked Chiropractor" Buckhannon Has A New Gig...Sort Of!

The man whose court-appointed defense lawyer famously argued this “crooked chiropractor” was “broke with an expired passport and doesn’t have money to flee the country” has apparently gone to his secret money sources and gathered up enough scratch to open genetics laboratories in Las Vegas, Phoenix and West Palm Beach.

Wait, what?

Another Buckhannon PR gem (shown above) recently hit the interwebs, and it's working hard to convince you Buckhannon's not just a broke-ass, federally-indicted conman — he's a real life bidnessman!

Hey, who are you going to believe — me or your lying eyes?

Various obscure web links (clearly designed to carry paid press releases like this poorly-written classic) carry Buckhannon's newest fraudulent scheme business plan: Buckhannon is “building out genetics laboratories and bringing jobs to Battle Creek, Phoenix, and Las Vegas.”

What about West Palm Beach?

The blurb on Buckhannon's own website, robertbuckhannon.com, gleefully reveals that “Dr. Robert Buckhannon was ecstatic and wanted to everybody to know.” (And yes, that's exactly how it was worded.)

And Miss Fortune is happy to help get the word out, although a check of Nevada's official corporation records shows the status of the state's only “Clinical Testing Corporation” as Default”.

Maybe I'm just jaded, but I'm filing this one under “WTF?”.



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